Zelda: Breath of the Wild A XXX Parody

Let your eyes open. Link, get up. Is that weird voice in your head your crush on Princess Zelda? You have been asleep for the past hundred years. Praise be to Nayru! Where is she, though? What took place? You still have such cloudy recollection. Misfortune Ganon... Oh no, you lost the battle against the Great King of Evil years ago. When you fell in combat, Zelda protected you. What took place next? Fortunately, Zelda left you her personal Sheikah slate; an ancient relic full of memories of your beloved Hyrule Princess. Grab your VR headset, immerse yourself in the past, and go discover the key to saving her life. Link, Hero of Time, Zelda is counting on you and your Master Sword aka your dick.