Vikings A XXX Parody

Rollo, your brother Ragnar ain't exactly the sharpest axe in the shed? Ragnar appears to be completely oblivious that you have been making advances on Lagertha for years. The ungrateful bastard regularly cheats on her, taking her for granted. Now that she's set out to get revenge, Lagertha will have no trouble using your dick to do it. Show this blonde Viking vixen that there are still reasons to be happy, since she's had a difficult few weeks. That's right, you damn monster, forget about plundering the nearby villages for a moment and go to town on Lagertha's tight little pussy instead. You better make the most of it because, if anyone finds out, there's no way in hell that you'll make it to Valhalla.