Borderlands A XXX Parody

It seems that you and your friend Lilith have been growing closer lately. They develop a fairly close friendship via fighting Handsome Jack, running through the badlands, blasting robbers, and sticking it to Hiperion. Lilith flings open the door in a panic today while you're investigating a new section of your map. The little fuck, claptrap, has been on her ass all day. I'm glad that pile of trash can't go up stairs. You have months and months of sexual tension that you need to let go of now that you are alone. Make the most of your time with this attractive Crimson Raider, who has tattoos, as life in the badlands might be brief.