Battlestar Galactica A XXX Parody

Anders, you've had enough of the Cylons up to this point? Fracking toasters strive to fill you with lead whenever they have the chance. You basically hang around with other resistance fighters for the most part, although Kara Thrace is on Caprica today to get the Apollo's Arrow. You make the decision that hanging around with some top Battlestar pussy will be worthwhile despite the risk. Starbuck is prepared to express her gratitude for your assistance in recovering the crucial artifact and fending off the Cylons, and she decides to do so with her enormous tits and slick pussy. You merit it. We all agree, I think.