Hello, friends! Today we're going to talk about The Outlaw Lucie Wilde. Get out of Titless Gulch, Arizona. reason for all those nose-in-the-airs and schoolmarms? alright? Ladies didn't want a filly as spoiled as Lucie to divert their husbands from household duties, church, possessions, herding cows, and other such activities. Indeed, those harpies turned Lucie into a criminal; they took her into the desert with nothing but the delicate rock holder on her 32F wonder-whammies and the remainder of her sexy junk. Now, Lucie finds herself by herself in her hiding place next to an abandoned mine; she's all tasty-like but has no gentlemen callers to give her bazooms the attention they deserve. But Lucie won't worry, she? ll take care of herself up till the arrival of a courageous stranger? Yes, sir, Lucie may be on her own, but she has her weapon in the battle against her destiny. She won't be sexually dissatisfied at all, especially now that she has a flesh-colored doohickey that she ordered via mail from a cutting-edge company in Chicago. Therefore, brothers, please stop by and let The Outlaw Lucie Wilde know that you are thinking about her and that you will search for her, not to return her to Titless Gulch (because who in the world would want to go back THERE? ), but rather to a location I like to refer to as? Contentment Point? --if you understand what I mean, gentlemen? I'm positive you do!