raunchy burping babe: piss filled jeans

I open up to you and explain how I'm sure you adore my appearance, my sense of style, and most importantly, the smell of my behind. You adore the fact that I'm wearing light blue jeans, converse sneakers, and a snug little pink crop top. My easygoing appearance usually makes you feel so attracted to me. You're thrilled that I'll be spending the night with you this Saturday so we can hang out and smoke. We are hanging around and talking about my ass and cameltoe as I am casually burping and drinking juice. I enjoy getting you worked up and excited. So I make fun of you? I make fun of you by mentioning how much of my camel toe you can see and how much you want to sniff my ass. I feel like I need to go pee because of all of this chatter about how hot I am and how smelly my ass is.