I'm Even Gonna Get You A Lighter, Scene #01

Gentlemen, Today, the sweetest 18-year-old woman came in for her first massage! What a fantastic chance to ruin her childhood! Things got a little tougher than I had anticipated, even though I had promised to go gentle. This shy girl was deeply relaxed as my clever, devious voice soothed her. Nothing is a greater fit for her to assist with my furious boner! You should wait to see her laugh at me! Steven