I sit in the little armchair in the clothes store, trying on sweaters and farting in my cute black leggings. Are you up for smelling them all? Can you hear other purchasers' voices around me? My farts are so pestilent that they will smell awful!
I sit in the little armchair in the clothes store, trying on sweaters and farting in my cute black leggings. Are you up for smelling them all? Can you hear other purchasers' voices around me? My farts are so pestilent that they will smell awful!