April ONeil

When I worked as a college lecturer, I was always careful to draw the boundary between teaching and learning. But with literally hundreds of barely-ripe, barely-legal females passing by on a daily basis, how can you not think about the'school-girl' thing? One student in particular was all I could have ever wanted—she resembled April O'Neil in every way. It's a different story when your real work is really on the line, but in the movies, it seems so easy. I wish I could have made something happen with her. Regardless, I'm not sure how much I can actually teach April O'Neil, but