I've just made the decision to live out my fantasy today, like all guys do. Okay, so to be completely honest, my true dream is to get married to Alexis Texas, go on a fantastic beach honeymoon, and constantly have her slam her enormous ass in my face. But would the whole marriage thing actually work in practice? I'm not sure. The honeymoon idea, with all the excitement of a future life together, sounds really nice, but I never really tried! The face too, the ass in it Maybe the best idea I've ever had was to shove her ass in my face. I've just made the decision to live out my fantasy today, like all guys do. Okay, so to be very honest, my dream is to marry Alexis Texas and have a gorgeous beach house.