smelly farts on the toilet to be savored
Would you rather come here and smell my big, stinky farts on the toilet as I unwind and let go of everything, or is there something more essential to do today? After a long day at work, I was really looking forward to being able to sit here and unwind! Do you have anything more important to do today than come here and celebrate my huge, embarrassing stumbles on the WCC while I relax and completely give up? After an exhausting workday, I truly needed to rest here and not really see the light of day!