Play Small Stay Small

You small, pitiful worm. You genuinely believe that you can win over a Queen like Keely. All that optimism. Adorable. You're obviously mistaken, though. Did you really think you could just walk in and show her what you thought was a cock? You really piss her off. She will thus require a fuck machine to perform all the tasks that you are unable to. Keep your seat and watch everything you've always wanted to accomplish. Take out your Oculus Go, Quest 2, or Valve Index and begin to venerate those hallowed feet you have wormed.