hot loud farts while washing my hair

Delicious, pungent farts as I'm doing my hair... I bow down and place my enormous, nude ass in front of your face so you can smell all of my lovely farts. I've barely completed lunch, and my stomach is already releasing gas! Deliciously hot and soft sandpaper score points when I was brushing my hair... I wink and nod and put my enormous culone in front of your face to make you appreciate all of my lovely sandpaper points. I have just finished nursing, and my stomach has turned into a gassy mess!