accidental farts and completely dirty bathroom

It is really dirty and encrusted, and I am currently attempting to clean it in this bathroom. It has the same horrible stench as a station bar's restroom! I fart and clean and then clean some more till I settle down on the filthy toilet and indulge in a leisurely potty session! I'm here in the bathroom trying to clean it, and it's so sporky and incrostato—it's really sporchissimo! Sad to say, but it looks like a station bar is closing! Score and clean... score and clean... till you find yourself in a sporchissimo cesso and let yourself go to a relaxing Wc session!