A Merry Hoe Hoe Hoe

This year, Santa is really, really angry. Imagine going home with nothing to play with after delivering all those dirty presents for a whole year. It makes sense why Santa has had enough of blue ball Christmases. 2020 isn't just any year, though. This year, the world's population is giving Santa one incredible gift. Indeed, a Wilde present. Santa, open it; your festive slut is waiting for you. Take out your Oculus Go, Quest 2, Valve Index, and settle in to see Santa unleash all of his holiday fury on his bella.